Impossible

It is impossible to breathe in air,
Without breathing in toxic pollutants.

It is impossible to ingest nutritious food,
Without ingesting chemicals and preservatives.

It is impossible to have a loving relationship,
Without bumping into a loved one's emotional problems.

And it is IMPOSSIBLE not to BREATHE, EAT, and LOVE.

 

Success in the Twenty-First Century

Be Born.
Become Educated.
Love Your Work.
Make a Meaningful Contribution to Yourself,
Your Family, and Humanity.
Have Sex with Someone You Love.
Make Time to Read the Funnies and Laugh.
Save Enough Money to Visit the Popular,
Pretty, and Peaceful Places of the World.
Read Great Literature, Listen to Great Music,
See Great Art, See the Great Movies,
Play the Fun Sports, Dance till Dawn,
Taste the Great Culinary Delights of the World -
Eat Slowly, Enjoy Every Bite, and Stay in Shape.
Plan One Great Adventure and Stick to the Plan.
Enjoy Unconditional Love from Your Perfect Pet.
Be a True Friend to Yourself First, Make Love with
Complete Abandon, Leave Your Money to Someone
You Love - Who Loves You Back.
Die in Your Sleep.


 

And God Created Abortion

1. In the Beginning of God's Creating the Heavens and the Earth -
2. When the Womb was Astonishingly Empty, Inside of Every Woman Being
God Made Millions of Eggs That Lived a Fleeting Lifespan. And One by
One, Each
Egg Cascaded to its Death. God Made Abortion for Womankind. And It Was
So.
And Inside of Every Man Being, God Made Billions of Sperm That Lived a
Flitting
Lifespan, And Cascaded to Their Deaths, on the Upstream, Against
Gravity.
God Made Abortion for Mankind. And It Was So.
3. God said, "Let there be Abortion," And there was Abortion.
4. God Saw that Abortion was Good, And God Separated the Eggs from the
Sperm.
5. God Called to the Sperm: "Male," And to the Eggs God Called:
"Female."
And There Were Men and There Were Women, One Day.
6. God Said, "Let There Be a Conception. And One Plummeting Sperm and
One Plunging Egg Melded into One, And Propagated the Human Species.
And God Let the Lower Species Have a Greater Survival Ratio of Eggs to
Sperm.
7. And God Said: "Let There Be More Ants Per Square Inch Than Human
Beings Per Square Mile." And It Was So.

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That Kiss

Fortune teller that I AM,
My crystal ball sees ALL.
Clairvoyant, the man's libido is flamBOYant.
I SEE: ANIMAL MAGNETISM.
Inside of THAT KISS will be BLISS.

Magician that HE IS,
He has a loaded deck of cards,
And wants to be my bodyguard.
Enchantment: a bag of mesmerizing tricks,
An ACE up his sleeve, a KING or a JACK
Are inside of his top hat of black.
Sleight of hand, THAT KISS is grand.

Lips full of feelings, THAT KISS,
Soft as rose petals, free of prickly thorns.
In the the dark recesses of his mouth,
I find my way by the light in his eyes,
His smile is real, there is no disguise.

ANIMAL MAGNETISM:
Sm(OO)ch, sm(OO)ch,
Some call it v(OO)d(OO),
Most think it witchcraft,
Experts refer to it as "osculation."
Others call THAT KISS Kabbalah;
A kind of Jewish mysticism:
Many are in need of exorcism.

 

Gay Brotherhood

All Men Learn to Hate:
Many Men Can't Wait to
Get Their Hands on One
Another to Kill Each Other.
Some Men Learn to Love:
A Few Men are Fighting to
Get Their Hands on One
Another to Love Each Other.
God Bless Gay Brotherhood.